Thursday, September 28, 2006

Things I Learned Today

It takes courage to get up in front of a crowd.

No matter how much alcohol I have consumed, some bands are not going to sound good.

It can rain anytime.

Vegetarian pizza tastes like shit unless you are with a woman who wanted it.

Everything tastes better when a woman wanted it.

While eating pizza, men should talk about sports and sex.

Past relationships need to stay in the past.

Long legs that go all the way up... are a beautiful thing.

If a man stares at a woman's ass long enough, he will find something he likes.

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