Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Things I Have Heard From Economics' Graduate Students

After reading the story about the middle school teacher who had sex with a student 28 times in one week:

American student to Chinese student: "Have you had sex 28 times in a year?"

Chinese student deadpans: "I had more sex as an undergrad than now."
(This one was much funnier in person.)


Talking about an economics' professor:

Iranian student: "What was God thinking? What a waste of potential..."


Sitting in a seminar room:

Professor: "I still haven't graded your exam."

American student: "I survived a heart attack. I will survive your grade."

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