Monday, August 15, 2005

Stupid Things I Have Done

I see this could-be model standing alone. I talk to her. She is studying statistics. She gives me the slip not once but twice. My testicles would not let her go. I catch her again and say, "I am trying to improve the relations between our department and statistics." The girl in front of me laughs. I just shrink into the little boy that I am. What do you do?

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