1. Work when you work. Play when you play. Confusing the two leads to immense trouble and existentialist crises.
2. I like good baseball and good football. If I could just stop rooting for teams, then watching games would bring me great joy. (I used to dislike Livan Hernandez, but if I needed someone to pitch a big game, he would be on the short list.)
3. Most people do not give a damn about a person's diet. They just want you to eat and keep eating. Old women get much joy out of watching young men eat.
4. This song holds the secret of life (and the female orgasm). I have not figured it out yet. But I know it holds the secret.
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