1. When Peter Frampton comes on the radio, I change the station and never come back.
2. I never eat buffalo wings around neat people who like to make fun of fat people. I might end up on death row.
3. I always use the same types of weights while lifting. I always put my weights back.
4. I do not take myself too seriously.
5. I will never go to another 4th of July celebration where they hire a Beatles tribute band.
6. I will never listen to another Beatles tribute band.
7. I stand at attention during the national anthem.
8. I will not get drunk to make a band sound good.
9. I will not get drunk to make a chick look good.
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4 comments:
but would you get a chick drunk to..? haa.
anonymous mooga
Now that is a different story.
For what occassions will you get drunk? Are those the only exceptions?
Finish your thesis.
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