Hey Baby, I Have A King Sized Bed At The Super 8 And All Night To Play

My last four days:

1. I declined the chance to live with three beautiful women for ten days.

2. I knocked down every 1950s asbestos-filled ceiling tile in my room when moving my mattress.

3. My realtor called with an attractive property after I signed a 4-month lease.

4. I worked at our video store for ten hours and realized that my father was managing it better than I could.

5. I ate and ate, but I have not exercised.

6. I hung around the local grocery store for an hour and realized that if I had any courage, I could be a millionaire.

7. The Super 8 does not allow you to order porn on the TV, but it does have wireless access allowing the same effect for less money.

This extended weekend is proof that economics is in everything:

1. Subjective Utility 2. Liability and Property Rights 3. Sunk Cost and Principle-Agent Problem 4. Wage Equals Marginal Productivity 5. Choice 6. Risk and Return 7. Opportunity Cost